Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Baseball

In order to play this game you need nine players atleast on each team. The object of the game is to hit the ball that will be pitched to you and every other player. When you hit the ball you run the bases and try to score without being tagged out or forced out at a base. You get three strikes(which is three swings at the ball or watching the ball go by when it is at or above your knees or at or below your belt) and four balls(a pitch that goes outside of the strike zone, or the area between the knees and the belt, yet over home plate). However, when you foul the ball off, or hit it but not forward or into play, it counts as a strike but you cannot strike out on foul balls unless one is caught in the air. For example, if you have swung and missed at two balls you have two strikes, but if you swing at the next ball and "knick" it so the ball hits the bat but goes behind you, you still have two strikes.
If the ball is hit over the fence in fair territory it is considered a homerun and everyone on the bases runs around freely and scores. This is how to play baseball.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Hi

If a woman that is six months pregnant gets arrested for robbing a bank, and is put in jail, should she be allowed to parent her child or what should happen? I think that she should be allowed to see the child but it should be put into foster care. Obviously if the mom robs a bank she's not mentally stable enough to take care of a baby. She should have the right to see her if she wanted to, but it wouldn't be fair to the child to be put into those hands. This lady obviously has a lot going for her and should be admitted into a mental institution.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Surge

Mr. Syrjala is a pretty cool guy, and once in a while he's pretty tough too...but not really. He's such a tough guy drinking his speed stack and muscle milk all the time, but the truth is, he's not tough at all. In fact he's a big softy, a teddybear. He's all talk and no action. He comes into the Strength and Fitness about once every couple months just to see whatsup and lift "extreme" amounts of weight. "Welcome to the gun show", says Surge like everyday. "Which way's the weight room? I'll check it out." He says as he struts his way throughout the gym with his invisible lat. syndrom (ILS). He listens to music everyday in first hour web design that he refers to as "good stuff". It's actually god-awful. Sometimes I feel bad for him, it must be terrible being such a tough guy all the time with that slick-backed hair and corky smile. But then I really think about it, and realize, I don't feel bad at all. He deserves what he's got comin to him.

...jk, all of the above information is false